anthonygherkins:

when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated

XD DEAD

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tsunamistorms:


now THAT is one hell of a way to make money

I like his spiritual hat for a cup. But obviously the atheist care more in this photo

tsunamistorms:

now THAT is one hell of a way to make money

I like his spiritual hat for a cup. But obviously the atheist care more in this photo


tsunamistorms:

armani-kyzuki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…
Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.
But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.
And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

This is officially one of my favorite posts.


Hahahahaha!!!!! I love tumblr has people like me!!

tsunamistorms:

armani-kyzuki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…

Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.

But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

This is officially one of my favorite posts.

Hahahahaha!!!!! I love tumblr has people like me!!


lynzave:

nathanbdtrumpet:

lynzave:

my dad used to have an ear piercing in the eighties and someone asked him “does it make you gay if your piercing is on the right side or the left” and he replied “it makes you gay if you love cock”

I love this so much lololol 

no no wait it was “it makes you gay if you add useless comments to text posts”

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the-beauty-of-words-blog:


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the-beauty-of-words-blog:

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chicaqowhite:

thunderpopcola:

This is how you lose her. 
You lose her when you forget to remember the little things that mean the world to her: the sincerity in a stranger’s voice during a trip to the grocery, the delight of finding something lost or forgotten like a sticker from when she was five, the selflessness of a child giving a part of his meal to another, the scent of new books in the store, the surprise short but honest notes she tucks in her journal and others you could only see if you look closely. 
You must remember when she forgets. 
You lose her when you don’t notice that she notices everything about you: your use of the proper punctuation that tells her continuation rather than finality, your silence when you’re about to ask a question but you think anything you’re about to say to her would be silly, your mindless humming when it is too quiet, your handwriting when you sign your name in blank sheets of paper, your muted laughter when you are trying to be polite, and more and more of what you are, which you don’t even know about yourself, because she pays attention. 
She remembers when you forget. 
You lose her for every second you make her feel less and less of the  beauty that she is. When you make her feel that she is replaceable. She wants to feel cherished. When you make her feel that you are fleeting. She wants you to stay. When you make her feel inadequate. She wants to know that she is enough and she does not need to change for you, nor for anyone else because she is she and she is beautiful, kind and good.
You must learn her. 
You must know the reason why she is silent. You must trace her weakest spots. You must write to her. You must remind her that you are there. You must know how long it takes for her to give up. You must be there to hold her when she is about to. 
You must love her because many have tried and failed. And she wants to know that she is worthy to be loved, that she is worthy to be kept.
And, this is how you keep her.


this is perfect, ahh

chicaqowhite:

thunderpopcola:

This is how you lose her. 

You lose her when you forget to remember the little things that mean the world to her: the sincerity in a stranger’s voice during a trip to the grocery, the delight of finding something lost or forgotten like a sticker from when she was five, the selflessness of a child giving a part of his meal to another, the scent of new books in the store, the surprise short but honest notes she tucks in her journal and others you could only see if you look closely.

You must remember when she forgets. 

You lose her when you don’t notice that she notices everything about you: your use of the proper punctuation that tells her continuation rather than finality, your silence when you’re about to ask a question but you think anything you’re about to say to her would be silly, your mindless humming when it is too quiet, your handwriting when you sign your name in blank sheets of paper, your muted laughter when you are trying to be polite, and more and more of what you are, which you don’t even know about yourself, because she pays attention.

She remembers when you forget. 

You lose her for every second you make her feel less and less of the  beauty that she is. When you make her feel that she is replaceable. She wants to feel cherished. When you make her feel that you are fleeting. She wants you to stay. When you make her feel inadequate. She wants to know that she is enough and she does not need to change for you, nor for anyone else because she is she and she is beautiful, kind and good.

You must learn her. 

You must know the reason why she is silent. You must trace her weakest spots. You must write to her. You must remind her that you are there. You must know how long it takes for her to give up. You must be there to hold her when she is about to. 

You must love her because many have tried and failed. And she wants to know that she is worthy to be loved, that she is worthy to be kept.

And, this is how you keep her.

this is perfect, ahh

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I’m at the point where the things on your to-do list get transferred to a should-have done list…
Steve Lopez
The Soloist (via ratedtp13)


the-beauty-of-words-blog:

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txlover:

iseeyougomez:

marked-skin:

fat-thin-skinny:

casually avoiding death

omfg, i can’t stop laughing

O.O

wtf, 4 times. he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time!


I’ve been watching this for like 5 min

txlover:

iseeyougomez:

marked-skin:

fat-thin-skinny:

casually avoiding death

omfg, i can’t stop laughing

O.O

wtf, 4 times. he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time!

I’ve been watching this for like 5 min

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dog-earedpage:

kaleidoscopeskin:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

whambamthankyama-am:

venustus101:

samsaranmusing:

If you were alive in the 90s this will mean something to you.

If you ever decide you want to declare your love for me, make me one of these.  

This is awesome, wow. Love.

wow this is pretty neat

Yup.

WES
WES
WES

That’s actually pretty cool

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the-beauty-of-words-blog:


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the-beauty-of-words-blog:

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pipud:

ut4ps:

Race matters.

Must reblog.

yet another reason to not commit a crime. 

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